Today is just....
I have a confession to make....I haven't done laundry in a week. A week I tell you!!
I am typing in just my socks. wink
Now that I've come clean with that confession, how about a few more?
I haven't folded the laundry from the last time I actually did the laundry.
I couldn't tell you where my vacuum is at this very moment.
I can tell you where my broom is, it's out in the driveway broken in half after I used it to clean snow off the car.
I found potatoes in my pantry that had roots longer than my hair!
You get the gist of where I'm going right? If not, follow along....it seems quite obvious to me.
I need Alice from the Brady Bunch to come live with me.
|Just look at that sweet hard working woman. I feel a sense of domestic bliss just at the sight of her.|
|That's what I'm talkin' about! Go for it!|
I do have someone help me with housework every two weeks so my house is super clean but not necessarily 'kept up'. I would take a picture of all the clean laundry on my bed but I just can't bring myself to do it.
|I feel your pain nice lady|
What I really, really want is a live-in maid. Someone to help out with the day to day stuff.
|Is that too much to ask?|
I have convinced myself that in a former life I was a 'very wealthy pampered super happy kinda gal'.
I know I had an entourage of assistants with me at all times. I know this to be fact because I frequently find myself dazed and confused when attempting to do chores. It is at this time I have visions of assistants all about me. I think the medical term for this is a flashback. That is why I believe that was my lifestyle in a past life, 'visions' don't lie.
|That's me (as a boy) dazed and confused. Compliments of the movie The Sandlot.|
|That's me (as a girl). You can see for yourself, I really |
shouldn't be around appliances.
When I get home from work, (mind you I get home from work only after driving all over tarnation [I don't know what that means but it sounds like a lot of driving] to pick up the cherubs) dinner needs to be made
Is it too much to have Alice greet me and say "hey beautiful lady, take a load off and enjoy a hot cup of coffee"?
|See how beat I look?|
|I know Alice, I'm a handful. |
Once you get things all caught up in my house, the rest will be a cake walk.
|Then we can party like it's 1999! Wow, my waist looks fab. Yours isn't too bad either Alice. Work it!|